Here is a short compliation of some of the things I have overheard in my house in the past couple of weeks. Obviously, Princepessa is a born comedienne Feel free to laugh, and even better, add your own in the comments section!
Princepessa to Manudo (6 and 12): Mom said for you to put on your bra, Manudo. She said you will be in PUBLIC and you have to wear a bra. I am special cuz I don’t have to put one on, not.even.in.public! Manudo: Well that’s becausse you are only 6 and haven’t joined the IBT club, you’re still a BABY.
Princepessa: I am never joining that club, I am going to be a boy when I grow up!
Bubbie to Manudo (Bubbie is 8): today all the kids were making fun of me in school because I am the shortest kid in class.
Manudo: You aren’t short, you are FUN sized!
Princepessa to HH and me: Why haven’t you guys kissed lately? HH and I proceed to kiss.
Princepessa: “Oh the horror! my eyes, they are melting!!!”
Bubbie to Princepessa: You are so annoying, I am going to sell you on eBay when I grow up!
Princepessa: Well, mom was going to try that but decided not to because she said they’d send me back.
Manudo to HH: But WHY do I have to learn algebra! You are an engineer and I heard you say how dumb algebra is and how you never ever use it…you just do Excel formuals!
HH: *crickets*
Princepessa to the dog: You are the best dog in the whole world. I love you so much! I do wish you were a cat, though. They are softer and like to purr.
Bubbie to Princepessa: You SO do not my old room in the basement, you will be scared. It is very dark and there may be monsters!
Princepessa: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I have been sharing a room with a monster named Manudo for 6 whole years! I love the dark lonely basement, all by myself!
Till next time,
Nic
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